Ur Dad

UR DAD 🥛 UR DAD 🥛 UR DAD 🥛 UR DAD 🥛 UR DAD 🥛

They thought he disappeared.
But that fridge run? It was just phase one.

Now he’s back—milk in one hand, regret in the other.
Silent. Judgmental. Fully loaded with boomer energy.
No greetings. No apologies. Just a stare…
and a chart that won’t sit still.

UR DAD didn’t forget. He just waited for the top.

UR DAD 🥛 UR DAD 🥛 UR DAD 🥛 UR DAD 🥛 UR DAD 🥛

TOTAL SUPPLY

1 Billion

TAX

0/0

CHAIN

SOLANA

LP BURN

100%

The numbers make no sense. Just like his parenting.

UR DAD’s waiting, holding milk and life advice you didn’t ask for.

Come on, son. Pull up a chair.
Let’s talk charts, grass length, and why no one mows in straight lines anymore.

You showed up? That’s already more than he did.